Even if Justin Bieber Did Pee Himself: Yeah? And?

So here's what's funny about this Justin Bieber peeing himself story. One it's funny, actually sad, that this is "news." The internet went on a complete tear after Justin Bieber was spotted walking on the street with a giant wet stain in his groin area. This led the collective universe to speculate that Bieber accidentally peed in his pants. Justin Bieber took to Twitter to finally put all the speculation to bed. His explanation was that someone was nice enough to buy him flowers, he had them in his lap while driving his car, made a turn, and the water spilled on his pants.

That I'm actually writing about a potential Justin Bieber pants pissing incident clearly reminds me that it's Friday and my brain is completely shot. In any event if I'm Bieber my response is, "I could piss my pants 6000 times today and I'm still getting more women than you. End of story."

Seriously, does it matter at this point? Sure I suppose as Bieber is on his quest to "clean" his image he might not want people thinking he urinated on himself. Then again I'm not sure that headbutting a person in the last week is something that will clean a person's image.

I think we're at least 20 years away from Justin Bieber being an "adult" and looking back at all this as a mature person. Besides, peeing in your pants is the coolest! "You ain't cool unless you pee your pants." By the way I never got to the second reason I find this all funny. I forgot already.