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Breakfast Conversation



“When I next go to...”
“Westbury?”
“No, will you let me finish my sentence!  When I next go to the supermarket I need to buy some...”
“Tissues?”
“Shall we just play twenty questions.  I’ll just start a sentence and you can guess the ending?”
“Dog food?”
“No.”
“Wine?”
“No.”
“Chocolate?”
“No, a sack of oranges.”
“Why?”
“Because the fruit bowl is empty and...”
“You feel like eating oranges.”
“No, it will add a splash of colour to entice our buyers.  Stop finishing my sentences! I’m going to the...”
“Bathroom?”


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