Meet Me on Monday

This is a meme I sometimes do, run by Java over at nevergrowingold.  Her questions, my answers.

1.  Who would be your dream celebrity date?
     Angelina. (Do I even have to say 'Jolie'?) She's facinating far beyond her beauty and celebrity.
      I really think she could kill a man if she had to.  Irresistable.

2.  Do you have any food restrictions?
     No vegetables.  What?

3.  How much time do you take to get ready in the morning?
     Depends on where I'm going; For work, 40 minutes, for a fire call 2 or 3.

4.  Sausage or bacon?
     Bacon.  Already have a sausage.

5.  Do you Google, Bing or Yahoo?
     All 3.  See ladies, I'm flexible!

Alright, so Monday morning is a bad time to ask me things, unless you like snark with your breakfast.

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